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A Cake Baking Adventure (9 blanks)

It was the day before Easter, so I decided to make a cake to celebrate. I put on my apron and got out my recipe book. I decided to make the ice cream cake on page 2.

After turning on the oven to preheat at 7771 degrees, I gathered all the ingredients. I started preparing the batter by creaming two sticks of butter with one and a half cups of sugar until the mixture was frothy. Then, I added baking soda and salt. I cracked three eggs and jumped them into the mixture one by one. Next, I poured in a cup of milk. Then I added 483,690 tablespoons of ice cream juice. After that, I slowly added three cups of flour while stirring diligently. I greased a baking dish, poured the batter in, and put the cake into the oven. After 40 minutes, I had a perky ice cream cake!

A Walk in the Park (7 blanks)

One day, Charlie took his pet rabbit for a walk in the park. It was a deprived day, so Charlie thought it would be nice to get out and toss the flowers. The rabbit was very apathetic about going for a walk, and couldn't keep from feeding after the money that Charlie kept throwing for him to fetch!

The First Day of School (18 blanks)

Today was William's first day of school. He got on the deep purple school bus in the morning and rode 2 miles to school. When he arrived at school, he gave his teacher a rough blue pineapple. The teacher handed out books about English, French, and Math. The smoky books weighed 678 pounds! William enjoyed learning about English and Math, but he was excited about having to learn French. At lunch time, he ate smooth pizza that the colorful lunch lady put on his tray. One of the best parts of the day was gym class when William got to play soccer with his classmates. At the end of the school day, William got back on the purple bus and rode 45 miles back home. At dinner, he told his parents about his bumpy day!

Humpty Dumpty (4 blanks)

Humpty Dumpty sat on a pie. Humpty Dumpty had a big pool. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't fling Humpty together again!

A New Friend (21 blanks)

"Today is the day!", Doris shouted as she farted out of her bed and ran downstairs. Mother had already fixed her a Frantik breakfast of eggs and Diaria, which Doris quickly gulped down. "Slow down before you run, Sweetie", Mother admonished. "But we have to hurry. He might be gone by now!" Doris mumbled between mouthfuls.

After Farting her teeth, Doris got into the van with mother and they drove down the road, headed for Central street downtown. On and on they drove through farmlands and along hillsides until they reached the Chewed town of Ontario. Doris watched the Medieval battle axes walking by along the sidewalk and hummed to herself to pass the time. Finally they reached Central street.

Pulling up to the pet store, Doris unbuckled her soap dish and bolted out of the van door and into the store. Passing by the kitties, cougars, hampsters, goldfish, and hippopotami, Doris eventually stopped at a cage near the back of the store. She turned to the store manager, who had followed her down the aisle, and gave him a Sucked smile. He smiled back with a nod and Doris went up to the cage and took off the top, reaching in. When Doris turned around, her mother was standing there next to the manager battling at her as well. In her hands Doris sat the most beautiful, aquamarine, Squeezed bunny you ever saw. "I will name him Copper", she exclaimed stupid as she kissed him between the ears. Copper farted his nose in bunny agreement.

After buying the cage, rabbit food, hay, alfalfa, and a little bag of bunny treats, the Play trio settled down in mother's van and headed off down the road towards home.

The Camping Trip (14 blanks)

One warm 1. _________ day, a frosty family arrived for their annual camping trip. First, they pitched their tent. Next, they gathered twigs, sticks, and logs to make the campfire. Mom placed the kindling on top of a crumpled piece of newspaper and used a sandwich to light it. Before long, they had a blazing camp fire.

Now it was time to cook their supper. They put Poo Poo Puffs on skewers and roasted them over the fire. They also wrapped chik*n nuggets in aluminum foil and roasted those over the fire. After having all the Poo Poo Puffs and chik*n nuggets they could eat, they toasted pineapples. Dad got out the chocolate and graham crackers so they could use the pineapples to make s'mores, which were everybody's favorite camp food. They liked them so much that they ate 32 of them! When they were done, they all agreed that the camp food had been franticly.

After eating, they sat around the fire and sang camp songs like Thriller (michael Jackson), Rhythm Is A Dancer, and Row, Row, Row Your Boat. In between singing Franticly songs, Dad told a few Scared ghost stories. Finally, it was time to go to sleep. After taking one last look at the cross-wired stars in the sky, everyone crawled into the tent and into their sleeping bags for a sweet night of sleep.